Idk, it seemed like a good time for a haiku, albeit on a Monday.... but maybe you're right. Since you've specified a dirty limerick, here's what I've come up with.

There once lived a man full of guile
With a wicked serpentine smile
He schemed, lied, and played
Leaving trust torn and frayed
Now he's choking on karma's shaft in style

There once was a two-faced abuser
A deceitful manipulative user
He'd scheme, lie, and smear
While power mongering fear
Now he's strapped, holes spread, with a cooser

Bonus: Learned a new word today while seeking relevant rhyming words... Cooser: Scottish term for stallion. In other words, an uncastrated male horse used primarily for breeding. *slow nod*

White & Nerdy