And some of you thought their bitcoin socks were expensive..:
Apple knits up $230 sock for your iPhone in time for Christmas
Fashion house behind Jobs' turtleneck helps with pricey new accessory line

Though it's all a question of perspective, looking totally retarded can get very expensive easily if done right and that sock certainly does the job in one single step.
For quite some time now I've been looking for something to accessorize with this: