"JP Morgan Says No Crypto Winter"

Okay, okay, you guys can come out from hiding now.

I figured it out.

This is all just a big joke. I've never seen such a fantastic 15-year-long joke play out like this in my life. 

Kudos!!!  Standing ovation! Encore!.

Actually, no, I don't know if I want an encore. 😁


(on the other hand, my conspiracy theory riddled think meat can't hear any big announcement like this from one of the big banks where I don't think that they're saying exactly the opposite of what they know they're about to make happen, but I don't know. Maybe they just want to look right for once.)