Topic 4564216
Merits
⭐ Merited by PowerGlove (1)
Here's a keeper:

(...) Just like Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson was a black man but he did surgery which everyone knows,but Jesus never did surgery but out of elusion we panted Jesus to be a white man , because Satan was a black man ,they panted him to be a white man ,to differentiate it from Satan (...)

Hmm...
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Good find. I guess Satan is older than Jesus, so maybe he's on to something.

(I'm obviously kidding around. Please don't anyone get their pious panties in a twist.)